Is it a woman’s prerogative to be a bitch for no reason?

I don’t mean “PMS” Bitch or “do I look fat in these pants” Bitch.I mean the Bitch who “can’t be pleased”. ” Twist yourself inside out for, make copious cups of tea for, you can’t win” Bitch!

This Bitch is an intelligence nightmare.  She can plan a set-up five steps ahead, and can execute it with a ruthlessness and cunning, that would make the SAS proud.  One minute she’s asking if he can bring in the washing.  The next she’s tearing him a new “A”  for being a lazy, ungrateful slob.  Offer to help out with the groceries however, and he’s faced with accusations and recriminations.  “Do you think I’m a child?”  “DO I look like I can’t cope?”

Any good husband does his best to make his wife happy..right?  So, what would it take to make The Bitch happy just for today?

                                                               – a holiday? (” I’d have to pack”..and “have you seen my bikini line?”..and..”I’ve got nothing to wear!”)

                                                              -a party with friends? ( “I can’t have people around,the house is a mess”..my husband is a lazy slob!” )

                                                              - a spa treatment? (we’re back to the bikini line again! )

                                                             - a shopping spree? (sure..coz wandering a department store  full of stuff I can’t afford, whilst being stalked by the “riffraff” police is exactly what my self esteem needs!” )

Needless to say, The Bitch has many talents.  The most obvious being sarcasm, a trait most men can’t appreciate.  She can no more resist “bitchiness” than a bee resists the flower.  Genetically she is designed that way…it keeps the guys off balance!

My advice to any MOTH is this:  see her sarcasm as wit, get her drunk and ride it out!

 

I love being married.  It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  ~Rita Rudner